Ugh.
I HAVE to go to school. My battery's dead. My hair's too long. My tea's too hot. I'm too thin. I'm fat. His music is too loud. I can't sit down here. I need my sunglasses. My sister complains too much. My car is broken down. My phone bill costs too much. Her nails are too long. There's too many people here. It smells like fish. I'm like, allergic to bad coffee. This yogourt is warm. This doughnut is hard. There's no deals. I can't walk in these heels. Fleet Foxes are too, like, old.
I'm an environmentalist... I like, hate wearing fur and shit like that, y'know?
Shut up.
These are problems people across the world are desperate to have you self-centered loathesome ghouls.
Sincerely,
-Dan Tait
